OK, a bit of harmless fun this one. We'll give you the guts of a joke by the famous Welsh comedian Tommy Cooper and the aim is to complete the joke with the punchline.

1. I went to the doctor's. He said 'I'd like you to lie on the couch'.
I said 'What for?'
He said ________________

2. I went to the doctor's the other day. I said 'have you got anything for wind'
so he _______________

3. I'm on a whisky diet, I've lost three ____________

4. A policeman stopped me the other night, he taps on the window of the car and says: 'Would you please blow into this bag, Sir'.
I said: 'What for, Officer?'
He says: ________________

5. "I bumped into an old acquaintance the other day,  he told me he had taken a job as a postman.  He said it was better than _________________

6. I slept like a log last night. I woke up ______________

7. I bought my wife a wooden leg for christmas! It's not her main present, just __________________

8. "Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's."
Doctor: _________________________

9. A man walked into the doctor's, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places.
The doctor said ________________________

10. So I went to the dentist.
He said "Say Aaah."
I said "Why?"
He Said ___________________

ANSWERS  

1. 'I'd like to sweep the floor'

2. gave me a kite.

3. days already.

4. 'My chips are too hot'.

5. walking the streets."

6. in a fireplace

7. a stocking filler

8. "Well you can't say fairer than that then"

9. "well don't go there any more"

10. "My dog is dead"